So this is a complicated wide-on. It’s not like your vag is on auto-pilot like usual, cause, well, let’s face it, if Clark Duke wasn’t Clark Duke he probably wouldn’t be invited to the Wide-On Party. It took our vag awhile to believe us, it was like, “Wait, you want us to do what? For him?” But then we sat down with Vag, and told her, “Look, kid, dude did a super cute web-series with Michael Cera, and he makes you wide, right?” And Vag was all, “Yeah…but…” “But nothing, Vag. Remember that time you saw him at the Spoon show at Cinespace last summer and he was totally geeking out and singing along to ‘I Summon You? Seriously, Vag. Being totally smart and totally funny totally outweighs all else. Now hurry up and you go left and you go right. Thanks.”
(via thecobrasnake.com)
