In an effort for fair and equal Wide-On coverage, we bring to you, Young John McCain. He would totes have been invited to the party! Dude, he’d probably be down to get down bareback, since, you know, condoms hadn’t been invented yet. Of course, then we would have to be worried about getting injected with some sexually transmitted evil or something. He’s probably still down to get rowdy. “Drill, Baby, Drill!” isn’t just a promise Sarah Palin gives us in regards to the oil crisis, it’s a promise she gave to Johnny in exchange for being his running-mate.
