We here at Wide-On Party tend to be very open when it comes to our stances on the Important Issues of our time. For instance, we are definitely FOR hickies on the inner-thigh, and AGAINST complete deforestation of the unique male region. That being said, we have a difficult time subjecting such a respectable man to our dirty, dirty thoughts on such a public forum. So we will leave it at this: Barack Obama is a very handsome man, and he totally gives us a raging heart-on.
