Wide-On Party

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Mmmm. The sweetness that is Geof from the Food Network’s Ace of Cakes/ Baltimore’s Charm City Cakes. Normally, W.O.P. does not endorse the use of food stuffs in the bedroom. Sure, popsicles and chocolate syrup sound like a good idea, until you find yourself cleaning Hershey’s out of you belly button with a Q-tip for a week. And nobody really likes chilly, strawberry flavored/scented tits. However, if Geof wanted us to incorporate some frosting/Buttercreme/sprinkles/whatever in to our night time affairs, we would have at it. That is, until he got distracted and started sculpting the frosting in to a xylophone down our ribcage. Even then, Geof, feel free to get creative, as long as you have some creative ways of getting it (us) off.

Mmmm. The sweetness that is Geof from the Food Network’s Ace of Cakes/ Baltimore’s Charm City Cakes. Normally, W.O.P. does not endorse the use of food stuffs in the bedroom. Sure, popsicles and chocolate syrup sound like a good idea, until you find yourself cleaning Hershey’s out of you belly button with a Q-tip for a week. And nobody really likes chilly, strawberry flavored/scented tits. However, if Geof wanted us to incorporate some frosting/Buttercreme/sprinkles/whatever in to our night time affairs, we would have at it. That is, until he got distracted and started sculpting the frosting in to a xylophone down our ribcage. Even then, Geof, feel free to get creative, as long as you have some creative ways of getting it (us) off.