Dane Cook is not invited to the Wide On Party. Yes, he has a totally ripped body that makes a spite-fuck seem like a reasonable option, but we would be so terrified of whatever new breed of super STDs live in his boxer briefs that it is totally out of the question. Whatever the opposite of a Wide On is, that is what he gives us. A Narrow Off? Whatever. He makes our vag seal up tighter than a Zip-Loc baggie.
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