Something good happend to Drake Bell over the past few years, and it has our loins confused, to say the least. While Drake is a fine looking specimen now, we can only believe he still has that horrible teen-star trait of being unable to keep his mouth closed. Oh, really Drake? You are glad to be done with that “Drake” character and on to deeper roles? That’s nice. Will you hold still while I lock these handcuffs? Thanks. No way! You’re writing now? That’s awesome! No, this will only hurt a bit. My fishnets are just going to keep your legs in place. Seriously? You really just want to direct? I think that’s a great idea. Now just open up wide while I put in this ball-gag. It’ll all be over soon.
(via www.nickkcapress.com)
