Do you remember that girl you dated a few months ago? Remember how you were hanging out alot, and then you started doing it, and it was okay but nothing spectacular? Then remember that night, after the bar, where on the drive home she was kissing on your neck and fondling your bits while you were trying to concentrate on which exit was yours on the 5? Then remember on your patio where you were trying to grasp your keys in your pocket and she was trying to grasp your belt buckle? Remember that? It’s cause she switched from Captain Morgan to Crown Royale. And you OWE Spencer Moody for that.
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